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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Billy Joel Reveals Suicide Attempts Following Affair With Best Friend’s Wife in New Doc - Rolling Stone

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Popular Diabetes Drug Linked to Longer Life – Could It Help You Live Past 90? - SciTechDaily

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why does monistat lose effectiveness over time for individuals with chronic or recurrent vaginosis or yeast infections?

Then came..

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Why do women have sex with dogs?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Why is Joe Biden so vocal about supporting Ukraine's defense against Russia?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Steelers Address Mason Rudolph Trump Rally Appearance In Email To Fans - TMZ

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

‘Gas station heroin’ is technically illegal and widely available. Here are the facts - AP News

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Scientists detect light passing through entire human head, opening new doors for brain imaging - Medical Xpress

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What To Expect In Wednesday's Report On Inflation - Investopedia

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

What do you like about McDonald's?