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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:43

Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Why do women have sex with dogs?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
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Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons